As we learned from a previous post, children are at high risk. This breaking news, not even our beloved furry four-legged friends are safe.
Seen in this photo, is evidence of a poor, unsuspecting k-9 beast, that has been infected with Hippie. Sadly, there is no cure at this time, however our researchers are working diligently to find an antidote.
This madness must be stopped! Knowing is half the battle. Help spread awareness. We will be providing Hippie Awareness ribbons soon.
Always be wary when approaching groups of hippies, gathered in what is commonly called a drum circle. These are very dangerous events, and are often used as indoctrination meetings for children. For your safety, and the safety of your children, if a drum circle appears near you, avoid it at all costs. Unfortunately, as seen in this picture, there is a small child, who has already fallen prey to the hippie epidemic. This child is most likely already beyond the ability of being saved. Look at this picture. It could happen to your sweet, innocent, lederhosen clad darling. Beware.